Half-marathons are dumb. All that running, all that effort, for what? A shiny medal and a sense of accomplishment? Please.
Whether you're the one pounding the pavement or cheering from the sidelines you know the dedication needed, the challenges, and the sense of accomplishment. But deep down, you know the truth.
Our black t-shirt boldly declares your thoughts on half-marathons in white text, making a statement for both the runners and their sarcastic friends. It's a frank way of acknowledging the inherent absurdity of pushing your limits for the sake of a race.
Whether you're a dedicated runner or a loyal supporter, the "half-marathons are dumb" shirt is a playful way to express your thoughts. Wear it with pride as a runner, showing your determination and humor. Or sport it as a supporter, letting your friends know you're there for them, even if you don't fully grasp their passion for long-distance running.
Embrace the truth. Embrace the humor. Embrace the camaraderie. Get your "half-marathons are dumb" t-shirt today.
Now about the shirt itself:
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. Wear it with pride, whether you're running on the road, running on the trails, or just running your mouth while you get ready to binge The Office for the 5th time.
• 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Based on our popular "running is dumb" design loved by hundreds of dumb runners!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Whether you're the one pounding the pavement or cheering from the sidelines you know the dedication needed, the challenges, and the sense of accomplishment. But deep down, you know the truth.
Our black t-shirt boldly declares your thoughts on half-marathons in white text, making a statement for both the runners and their sarcastic friends. It's a frank way of acknowledging the inherent absurdity of pushing your limits for the sake of a race.
Whether you're a dedicated runner or a loyal supporter, the "half-marathons are dumb" shirt is a playful way to express your thoughts. Wear it with pride as a runner, showing your determination and humor. Or sport it as a supporter, letting your friends know you're there for them, even if you don't fully grasp their passion for long-distance running.
Embrace the truth. Embrace the humor. Embrace the camaraderie. Get your "half-marathons are dumb" t-shirt today.
Now about the shirt itself:
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. Wear it with pride, whether you're running on the road, running on the trails, or just running your mouth while you get ready to binge The Office for the 5th time.
• 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Based on our popular "running is dumb" design loved by hundreds of dumb runners!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |