Running Is Dumb

We get it, some people love running.

It's not just a hobby, it's a passion.

But then there is the rest of us.

We don't get runners highs (unless we pre-medicate).

We judge a successful run based on whether or not we actually threw up.

And, when we see someone smiling on a run we wonder what is wrong with them.

But, the sick joke is, we also know that running genuinely is great for you. It makes you healthier physically, mentally, and emotionally. We know it's worth it...but just barely.

So if you're part of the not-silent-but-cursing-quietly-under-your-breath majority, this is the place for you.

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